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sassiest-assbutt-in-the-garrison:

rorypondismypatronus:

lesupernerd:

Once you reach your 6th Year in Hogwarts, you start to get used to all the shit.

Or he’s just so broken at that point, that he doesn’t care any more

Don’t you dare.

shutupezra:

I WILL NEVER EVER FORGIVE HIM FOR THIS

What's it like being an adult
Anonymous

stupidstagram:

"should i buy a news paper? i have the cnn app? does that count? should i buy a coffee maker? it will probably save me a lot of money? but then i have to buy coffee beans? i dont know shit about coffee beans! should i act like i’m reading this bottle of wine for a few minutes before i head straight to the discount vodka section? should i go to the supermarket and buy broccoli? i fucking hate broccoli did i just get invited to a fucking dinner party .. …what do you bring to a dinner party???? TAX SEASON SHOTS FOR EVERYONE! wakes up staring at a ceiling that is not my own ..did i just burn toast? how did i make it this far in life without fucking DYIGN i’m so DUMB and sTUPD and i cant do anyhtign  right.. yeah hey mom yeah i’m fine how are you" 

kneex:

miley!!!

boltstuck:

gtfocupid:

This has gone from so bad it’s good, back to bad several times over.

everything about this is a masterpiece.

1nd2rd3st:

ridge:

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

495,571 people whose mama taught them right

fosterthehunter:

Favorite FTP gifs- 4/4

detainable:

my life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t